35 "There Are Two Types of People" Jokes Only Techies Will Understand

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are two types of people: those who back up their data, and those who haven't lost it yet.

There are two types of people: those who write the regex, and those who now have two problems.

There are two types of people: those who understand DNS, and those who haven't been bitten by it yet. (It was DNS.)

There are two types of people: those who say "it works on my machine," and those who have to deploy it.

There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

There are two types of people: those who git commit often, and those who lost three days of work on Tuesday.

There are two types of people: those who read the error message, and those who paste it into the search bar like it owes them money.

There are two types of people: those who name variables clearly, and those who ship x, xx, and xx_final.

There are two types of people: those who trust AI-generated regex, and those who have been hurt before.

There are two types of people: those who understand recursion, and those who don't. To understand recursion, re-read the people who understand recursion.

There are two types of people: those who pin their dependency versions, and those who enjoy surprises.

There are two types of people: those who test in staging, and those whose users are the staging.

There are two types of people: those who comment their code, and those who write "// do not touch this" and walk away forever.

There are two types of people: those who escape user input, and those who have met little Bobby Tables.

There are two types of people: those who write unit tests, and those who pray.

There are two types of people: those who say "the cloud is just someone else's computer," and those paying the bill for it.

There are two types of people: those who set up monitoring, and those who learn about the outage from Twitter.

There are two types of people: those who use tabs and those who use spaces, and there is no third type because they are no longer speaking.

There are two types of people: those who reboot the router, and those who blame the ISP for two hours first.

There are two types of people: those who read the API docs, and those who guess the endpoint until it returns 200.

There are two types of people: those who normalize the database, and those who have a column named data2.

There are two types of people: those who run git push --force, and those who still have a job.

There are two types of people: those who say "it's a quick fix," and those who have heard that before.

There are two types of people: those who clear the cache first, and those who debug for an hour first.

There are two types of people: those who understand the off-by-one error, and those who understand the off-by-two error.

There are two types of people: those who label the production server clearly, and those about to find out why you should.

There are two types of people: those who use semantic versioning, and those who jumped from 1.0 to 4.7 because it felt right.

There are two types of people: those who turn Wi-Fi off and on again, and those who were right to.

There are two types of people: those who finish the sprint, and those who move it to the next sprint with total confidence.

There are two types of people: those who read AI-generated code, and those who deployed it.

There are two types of people: those who think it's a hardware problem, and the hardware team, who knows it's yours.

There are two types of people: those who use a password manager, and those whose password is the dog's name and a 1.

There are two types of people: those who write detailed commit messages, and those whose entire history says "fix."

There are two types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who did not expect a third option in a binary joke.