
There Are Two Types of People: 600+ Jokes About Everyone You Know
600+ 'there are two types of people' jokes in one place, sorted by who they are about: developers, sysadmins, Linux users, parents, remote workers, office life and everyday habits.
The joke side of building software. Quick reads for sysadmins, devs, on-callers, and anyone surviving the calendar.


600+ 'there are two types of people' jokes in one place, sorted by who they are about: developers, sysadmins, Linux users, parents, remote workers, office life and everyday habits.

425+ jokes on one page, grouped by subject: agile coach jokes, scrum master jokes, sprint planning jokes, sprint retrospective jokes, jira ticket jokes, and more.

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125+ jokes on one page, grouped by subject: azure jokes, google cloud jokes, and more.

425+ jokes on one page, grouped by subject: front-end developer jokes, full stack developer jokes, junior developer jokes, senior developer jokes, tech lead jokes, and more.

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100+ jokes on one page, grouped by subject: git merge conflict jokes, and more.

600+ jokes on one page, grouped by subject: corporate training jokes, executive leadership jokes, hr jokes, zoom meeting jokes, microsoft teams jokes, and more.

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500+ jokes on one page, grouped by subject: soc analyst jokes, penetration tester jokes, hacker jokes, phishing email jokes, security awareness training jokes, and more.

650+ jokes on one page, grouped by subject: 70 docker container jokes, production deployment jokes, on-call engineer jokes, monitoring and alert fatigue jokes, sysadmin jokes, and more.

IT help desk jokes on turning it off and on again, password resets, the printer that hates Tuesdays, FW: FW: tickets, and "I didn't change anything."

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It works on my machine, the Selenium suite that's been flaky since 2019, did you test on Firefox, approved by QA right before the Sev1. Fifty-one jokes for testers.

Regex jokes on the two-problems rule, greedy quantifiers, catastrophic backtracking, lookbehind engine gaps, broken email patterns, and parsing HTML.

Sixty jokes about marked as duplicate, the 2014 answer with 4,200 upvotes, the comment chain that goes 47 deep, and the closed account whose answer everyone uses.

Khaby Lame became the world's most-followed TikTok creator without ever uttering a sentence. The man who beat the internet without saying a word, explained: who he is, where he is from, what the hand gesture means, and twenty reasons it worked.

My password showed up in a known breach database at 2 a.m. Here is what happened next, the small casualty I did not see coming, and what to do when yours appears too.

Fifty "and that's how (or when, or then) the fight started" jokes, plus where the format came from, why marriage humor lasts, and who built careers on it.

Fifty Steven Wright one-liners. The deadpan literal-reading patron saint, his Tonight Show debut, his Oscar-winning short film, and where to watch his stand-up in 2026.