30 "There Are Two Types of People" Jokes Everyone Can Relate To

There are two types of people: those who save their passwords, and those who click "Forgot Password" every single week.

There are two types of people: those who set one alarm, and those who set six and still negotiate with all of them.

There are two types of people: those who reply to a text in four seconds, and those who reply in March.

There are two types of people: those who make the bed every morning, and those who say "I'm just getting back in it."

There are two types of people: those who return the shopping cart, and those we are watching.

There are two types of people: those who fold the laundry, and those who own a clean-clothes chair.

There are two types of people: those who order their own fries, and those who "just have a few" of yours.

There are two types of people: those who reverse neatly into the spot, and those who will be late because of them.

There are two types of people: morning people, and people who are correct.

There are two types of people: those who pack a week early, and those folding shirts while the taxi honks.

There are two types of people: those who read the menu before they arrive, and those who order "the same as him."

There are two types of people: those who use a shopping list, and those who buy three things and forget the one they came for.

There are two types of people: those who hit snooze once, and those still in talks at 6:14 a.m.

There are two types of people: those who keep one browser tab open, and those whose phone is quietly on fire.

There are two types of people: those who say "we should hang out soon," and those who mean it.

There are two types of people: those who read the terms and conditions, and those who have legally owed a kidney since 2009.

There are two types of people: those who finish the leftovers, and those who let them evolve.

There are two types of people: those who arrive at the airport two hours early, and those who have made peace with running.

There are two types of people: those who keep their cables neatly coiled, and those who own a drawer.

There are two types of people: those who drink water all day, and those who remember water exists at 11 p.m.

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

There are two types of people: those who text "k," and those who deserve to be texted "k."

There are two types of people: those who try the new restaurant, and those who order "the usual" at a place they have been to once.

There are two types of people: those who plan the entire trip, and those who simply show up and get fed.

There are two types of people: those who keep the receipt, and those who are the reason stores have a return policy at all.

There are two types of people: those who screenshot the confirmation, and those searching their inbox at the gate.

There are two types of people: those who let one car merge, and those who close the gap like it owes them money.

There are two types of people: those who charge the phone at 30%, and those who treat 1% as a personality.

There are two types of people: those who unsubscribe, and those who have 47,000 unread emails and complete inner peace.

There are two types of people: those who finish what they sta